The Funny Cotton Drop
Funny charts. Positive fits.
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100% cotton tee / $38
Original graph jokes on premium cotton tees, cotton-rich hoodies, and an organic cotton cap. Made to order by Printify with secure Stripe checkout.
32 products
4 new 100% cotton tees
From $32
Apparel S to 3XL
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4 new Comfort Colors 1717 tees in 100% ring-spun cotton, sizes S to 3XL.
3 new Gildan SF500 hoodies with an 80/20 blend and a 100% cotton face.
1 Econscious EC7000 cap in 100% organic cotton twill with front embroidery.
24 existing tees, crewnecks, and hoodies remain available from $32.
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The product concept
Wear the joke. Keep the good energy.
The new collection turns familiar charts into original, easy-to-read jokes, led by The Boob Interest Index. It sits beside the classic positive word collection, now across four useful forms.
Original graph humor
Each funny design was redrawn as its own Positive.shop concept, with bold type and charts that read quickly from across the room.
Four useful forms
Tees cover everyday wear, crewnecks and hoodies add layers, and the embroidered cap gives the collection an easy one-size option.
Cotton first
The new tees and cap are 100% cotton. The new hoodies maximize cotton while keeping fleece structure, using an 80/20 blend with a cotton face.
Simple fulfillment
Stripe and Printify are connected with Positive.shop-specific product IDs, size variants, and real Printify mockups for each product.
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- Cut
- Unisex everyday fit across apparel; the cap is an unstructured one-size style
- Sizes
- Apparel: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL. Cap: One Size
- Between sizes
- Size up for a relaxed layer, especially on crewnecks and hoodies
- Front print on apparel; front embroidery on the cap
Before checkout
Shipping, sizing, support.
What are the products made of?
New tees use 100% ring-spun cotton Comfort Colors 1717 blanks. New hoodies use Gildan SF500 solids with 80% ring-spun cotton, 20% polyester, and a 100% cotton face. The Econscious EC7000 cap is 100% organic cotton twill.
How do I choose the right fit?
Tees, crewnecks, and hoodies use unisex S to 3XL Printify variants. The organic cotton cap is one size.
How does fulfillment work?
Stripe collects payment and shipping details. After payment, the mapped Printify product and size variant are sent for print-on-demand fulfillment.
Are these real shirts?
They are real Printify products shown with Printify-generated mockups from our uploaded designs. No physical sample photos have been taken yet.
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We review manual support messages Monday through Friday and reply with order-level steps during business hours. Expect a response as soon as possible, usually within 1 to 2 business days.
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